((it has come to my attention that it is currently quite late at night and that it’s probably in my best interests to do all my ~responsibilities~ before monstrous fights over my supposed lack of sense of responsibility break out. Night!))
nice to meet you too eridan and im not even that drunk yet lamo
so a person that looks like me and with a name like a flowwer…
*flower
that kinda sounds like it could be my daughter,…
hmmmmmmm……..
o hey ur one of those aliens right?
not that drunk yet you say
i bet its quite a showw wwhen you are> You roll your eyes and you sit your chin on one of your hands, making your arm on your desk serve the purpose of propping up your head. You’re taking this in as that she’s probably usually half-seas over, yet also has a child. How lovely, mother of the solar sweep right here, by far.
you havve a daughter
dont you seem kinda young for that
i mean it might be different for you humans but damn
an if youre gonna accuse me a such then you might as wwell get it right
but yeah i guess you could say that
im an aquatic troll
so you being an aquatic troll means ur kinda like royalty right?
anyway yeah i am waaaay too young to have a daughter
its complicated
and by complicated i mean it probs has to do with time shenaniagns and esoteric sciences
*shenanigans
so yeah its rly complicated
idk know all the details yet but im working on it
eogueofvoid started following you
> You inspect your newest company with a demeaning glare. She appears to be quite similar to one of those human children you know…
You’re suspicious; this is indeed quite fishy.
Though… something seems… off in the url.wwell wwell
wwho do wwe havve here
you look strangely familiar but i dont think youre the despicable human i think you arewell…. ive never seen you around before so youve prob never met me
so whos this despeciable human youre talking about?
*despicable
oh and im roxy
yeah i kinda guessed that considerin you seem all
tipsy
hmm
oh just a human that looks strikinly similar to you
i dont think i evver learned her name from her personally
but i think it wwas some type a flowwer> You’re being remarkably nice right now, and you have no idea why. Sometimes it’s tiring being consistently upset and mad, every moment of every day. You bite your tongue from typing a rude comment and just wing it from here on out.
hmm
charmed to meet you rox
the names eridan if you care to knoww
nice to meet you too eridan and im not even that drunk yet lamo
so a person that looks like me and with a name like a flowwer…
*flower
that kinda sounds like it could be my daughter,…
hmmmmmmm……..
o hey ur one of those aliens right?
D —> It is comfortable and stylish
D —> And I feel pretty
lol how manly
D —> You are simply jealous
D —> I am the epitome of STRENGTH and graceahaha if you say so
so do you wear that get up ofetn?
*often
D —> No
D —> Normally it is a suitD —> But, anons, you know
oooh a suit
so classy
*class
*wait no that spelling was right
so you fancy huh lol
> You inspect your newest company with a demeaning glare. She appears to be quite similar to one of those human children you know…
You’re suspicious; this is indeed quite fishy.
Though… something seems… off in the url.wwell wwell
wwho do wwe havve here
you look strangely familiar but i dont think youre the despicable human i think you are
well…. ive never seen you around before so youve prob never met me
so whos this despeciable human youre talking about?
*despicable
oh and im roxy
D —> It is comfortable and stylish
D —> And I feel pretty
lol how manly
D —> You are simply jealous
D —> I am the epitome of STRENGTH and grace
ahaha if you say so
so do you wear that get up ofetn?
*often
eogueofvoid started following you
D —> Hello, Human
(As a note, he’s wearing a dress at the moment.
oh hey
so….
wats with the dress
*whats
D —> It is comfortable and stylish
D —> And I feel pretty
lol how manly
eogueofvoid started following you
PINK SQUISHY THINGYYYYYYYY.
what the fuck do you want?
who are you calling sqiushy?
*squishy
YOU.
i’m calling you squishy.
YOU SQUISH SQUISH SQUISHINESS.
loool look whos taking
*taikng
*taling
*wow oopsy
i mean at least im not as squishy as your boobs
MOTHERFUCKER, CAN’T YOU FUCKING SPELL RIGHT.
and you are waaay too squishy.
IF I POKED YOU, YOU WOULD POP.
at least my boobs are the only part of me that’s squishy.
of course i can spell roight and i am the perfect amoutn of squishy thank you very much!!
and i wouldnt pop either
*amount
*lmao right
eogueofvoid started following you
D —> Hello, Human
(As a note, he’s wearing a dress at the moment.
oh hey
so….
wats with the dress
*whats
eogueofvoid started following you
PINK SQUISHY THINGYYYYYYYY.
what the fuck do you want?
who are you calling sqiushy?
*squishy
YOU.
i’m calling you squishy.
YOU SQUISH SQUISH SQUISHINESS.
loool look whos taking
*taikng
*taling
*wow oopsy
i mean at least im not as squishy as your boobs
